50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
I’m not sorry
You shouldn’t be
Never be sorry
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.
wtf you mean real women have curves? all women are real women
THIS IS IMPORTANT
I love Marvel movies.
THIS WHOLE FANDOM IS ON DRUGS
OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
it looks like it’s made of candy holy shit i’m gonna eat it
Tweets from bands/band members to remember if you’re feeling shitty
what the fuck
what does his mother think of him not having a shirt on?
LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"
That owl is 30000000% done
every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it